How Many Industry Analysts Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?
Gartner Analyst
"We feel that a new bulb is necessary & that the bulb will be
replaced (0.99 probability) - we have a new service that
addresses that issue"
Forrester Analyst
"In 5 years, the new illumination technologies will replace what
you currently have . . . Wait"
IDC Analyst
"There are 1,230,245 burnt-out bulbs in the world - for $2,500,
we will tell you where they are . . . "
Giga and Meta Analysts
"Is it dark in here or what?"
Aberdeen and Ovum Analysts
"We'll write about the old bulb for $25,000"
Big Six Consultant
"It's time to re-engineer the sun..."
